Season 5

1. Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

2022-09-21 • 22 min

2. Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

2022-09-28 • 22 min

3. Driving, Dating and Deceit

Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.

2022-10-05 • 22 min

4. Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

2022-10-12 • 22 min

5. A Little Weed and a Bad Seed

Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.

2022-10-19 • 22 min

6. Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.

2022-10-26 • 22 min

7. Take This Job and Shove It Twice

Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

2022-11-02 • 22 min

8. Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate

2022-11-16 • 22 min

9. Crumbs and Couch Surfers

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.

2022-11-30 • 22 min

10. The Dog Days of Christmas

Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

2022-12-07 • 22 min

11. Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

2023-01-11 • 22 min

12. Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

2023-01-18 • 22 min

13. New Pipes and Old Secrets

Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

2023-02-08 • 23 min

14. Adding Insult to Injury

Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

2023-02-15 • 22 min

15. Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

2023-02-22 • 22 min

16. Hiding In and Moving Out

Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

2023-03-01 • 22 min

17. The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

2023-03-08 • 22 min

18. Road Trip and Guilt Trip

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

2023-03-15 • 22 min

19. Text Thread and the Marital Bed

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

2023-04-05 • 22 min

20. What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy. 

2023-04-19 • 22 min

21. Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

2023-04-26 • 22 min

22. The Grad Finale

As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

2023-05-03 • 23 min