Season 1

1. Million Dollars, But...

What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

2015-05-20 • 4 min

2. Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks

This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

2015-07-08 • 5 min

3. Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

2015-07-15 • 4 min

4. Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

2015-07-22 • 5 min

5. Magic Dogs & Muscle Men

This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

2015-08-05 • 5 min

6. Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

2015-08-19 • 5 min

7. Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes

This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

2015-08-26 • 4 min

8. Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport

For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

2015-09-09 • 5 min

9. Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

2015-12-20 • 5 min