Season 2

1. The Takeover

Empire Market has been taken over by corporate chain Red Leader Foods. Chad and company get their first look at their new owner.

2009-01-31 • ? min

2. Laser Trouble

Chad finally debuts his new, more powerful, laser checkout system with unexpected results.

2009-02-21 • ? min

3. Into the Basement

Chad and Jeremy must journey to the Empire Market basement, a creepy and dangerous place where only fools go.

2009-03-17 • ? min

4. The Basement Strikes Back

Chad and Commander Wickstrom face deadly robots and fight!

2009-04-24 • ? min

5. The New Employee

Chad is reunited with a crazed lunatic former employee who his new boss has rehired for some reason.

2009-06-05 • ? min

6. First Kiss

Chad finally succeeds at romance and Randy finds a new weird friend, Baby Cookie...

2009-07-24 • ? min

7. Goodbye, Chad

Chad, seriously in love for the first time, finds that life can be cruel, really horribly cruel, and then annoying.

2009-09-18 • ? min

8. Bandito Beatdown

Chad faces off with his new nemesis, Jeremy and Jimmy have a heart-to-heart, and Randy descends further into madness.

2009-09-25 • ? min

9. Showdown

Enrage the dark lord of the grocery store at your peril. He's not to be trifled with.

2009-10-22 • ? min

10. Somebody Dies

Somebody dies.

2009-11-26 • ? min