Season 1
Season 1 • 2012
0"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.
Episodes
1. Dictator Ship
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
2012-07-15 • ? min
2. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
2012-08-26 • ? min
3. The Crotch Hugger
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
2012-09-16 • ? min
4. Shipphylis
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
2012-11-11 • ? min
5. License to Bone
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
2012-11-25 • ? min
6. The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
2012-12-09 • ? min
7. Blade Jogger
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
2012-12-30 • ? min
8. Sirens of Tetons
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
2013-01-13 • ? min
9. Femalien Fatale
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
2013-01-27 • ? min
10. Pride and Predator Juice
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
2013-02-10 • ? min
11. She Was a Lady Planet
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
2013-02-24 • ? min
12. Herman
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
2013-03-10 • ? min
13. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
2013-04-11 • ? min
14. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
2013-04-25 • ? min
15. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
2013-05-06 • ? min