Season 3

1. Webnecks

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

2008-01-20 • ? min

2. Beast Implants

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

2008-01-27 • ? min

3. Tween Steam

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

2008-02-03 • ? min

4. Wing Nut

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

2008-02-10 • ? min

5. Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

2008-02-17 • ? min

6. Earth Worst

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

2008-02-24 • ? min

7. The Good One

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

2008-03-02 • ? min

8. Sharif

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

2008-03-09 • ? min

9. Condition: Demolition!

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

2008-03-16 • ? min

10. The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

2008-03-23 • ? min

11. The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

2008-04-06 • ? min

12. Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

2008-04-13 • ? min

13. Armageddon It On!

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

2008-04-20 • ? min

14. Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

2008-04-27 • ? min

15. Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

2008-05-04 • ? min

16. An Officer and a Dental Dam

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

2008-05-11 • ? min

17. The Okaleechee Dam Jam

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

2008-05-18 • ? min

18. Pile M for Murder

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

2008-05-25 • ? min

19. Mud Days and Cornfused

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

2008-06-01 • ? min

20. Krystal, Light

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

2008-06-08 • ? min