Season 2

1. Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

2006-09-17 • ? min

2. Butt Trouble

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

2006-09-24 • ? min

3. Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

2006-10-01 • ? min

4. Swayze Crazy

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

2006-10-08 • ? min

5. Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

2006-10-15 • ? min

6. Meth O.D. to My Madness

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

2006-10-22 • ? min

7. The Tiniest Princess

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

2006-10-29 • ? min

8. Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

2006-11-05 • ? min

9. Bubba Trubba

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

2006-11-12 • ? min

10. Burned and Reburned Again

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

2006-11-19 • ? min

11. Terminus Trouble

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

2006-11-26 • ? min

12. Survival of the Dumbest

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

2006-12-10 • ? min

13. A Sober Sunday

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

2006-12-17 • ? min

14. Rebel with a Claus

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

2006-12-24 • ? min