Season 3

1. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

2011-09-01 • 4 min

2. Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!

Go ahead. Try this at home.

2011-09-12 • 2 min

3. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

2011-09-21 • 3 min

4. Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

2011-09-27 • 3 min

5. We Are the 1%

Minorities have it rough in this country.

2011-10-24 • 3 min

6. Transformers in 1-D

Also playing in zero-D.

2011-12-15 • 2 min

7. In the Unlikely Event…

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

2011-11-10 • 4 min

8. The Ultimate Internet Love Song

You meme the world to me.

2011-04-05 • 4 min

9. The Twelve Beards of Christmas

The beard makes the man.

2011-12-19 • 4 min

10. Honest Holiday Card Song

Sing a song of sadness.

2011-12-21 • 3 min

11. The Meatball Sub 4S

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

2011-10-17 • 1 min

12. The Student Film Awards

The only real losers are the audience.

2012-02-22 • 3 min

13. Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan

Can Twilight save America?

2012-02-20 • 4 min

14. The Clown Vote

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

2012-03-05 • 6 min

15. My So-Called Homeland

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

2012-03-14 • 3 min

16. The Hunger Games Game

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

2012-03-20 • 2 min

17. Skyrim Hoarders

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

2012-03-28 • 3 min

18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

2012-04-01 • 3 min

19. Big Dick Birth Defect

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

2012-04-02 • 3 min

20. In Your Head Yoga

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

2011-10-31 • 3 min

21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

2012-04-04 • 4 min

22. Sex Talk

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

2011-12-01 • 2 min

23. Fantasy Football

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

2012-04-05 • 3 min

24. Starbucks CEO Revenge

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

2011-12-20 • 2 min

25. Wild American Eagle Models

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

2012-04-11 • 3 min

26. Grad School Scam

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

2012-01-24 • 2 min

27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

2011-09-20 • 3 min

28. Facebook IPO Day

More money, more privacy problems.

2012-02-09 • 2 min

29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

2012-03-01 • 2 min

30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

• 2 min

31. Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!

• 2 min