Season 1

1. Being Alone for Beginners

Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.

2006-06-26 • 30 min

2. Do Orphans Dream of Electric Parents

After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.

2006-07-03 • 30 min

3. An Orphans' Life Indeed

Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.

2006-07-10 • 30 min

4. The Perfect Lesson

The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.

2006-07-17 • 30 min

5. The Poster Child

Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.

2006-07-24 • 30 min

6. Fire the Reverend

Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.

2006-07-31 • 30 min

7. Red, White and Orphanage

After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.

2006-08-07 • 30 min

8. Sammy's Episode

Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.

2006-08-14 • 30 min

9. A Tale of Almost Unbearable Sadness

After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.

2006-08-21 • 30 min

10. Lucky Lucy/You Got to Know When to Hold'em

Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.

2006-08-28 • 30 min

11. Armie Loves Cigarettes

Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.

2006-09-04 • 30 min

12. The Frightful Flu

After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.

2006-09-11 • 30 min

13. Silver Screen Lucy

Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.

2006-09-18 • 30 min