Season 3

1. In Meatro

One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.

2014-12-02 • 11 min

2. WUWPs

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

2014-12-03 • 11 min

3. Klansgender Rights

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

2014-12-04 • 11 min

4. Groaning Amore

When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

2014-12-05 • 11 min

5. Oralboros

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

2014-12-06 • 11 min

6. Slaughter Me to Heaven

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

2014-12-09 • 11 min

7. Congroined Hearts

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

2014-12-10 • 11 min

8. The Comening

The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.

2014-12-11 • 11 min