Season 2

1. Begend the Endginning

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

2013-09-10 • 11 min

2. Proper Dental Care is MURDER

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

2013-09-11 • 11 min

3. The Blue Lonegoon

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

2013-09-12 • 11 min

4. The Telltale Butthole

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

2013-09-13 • 11 min

5. Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.

2013-09-16 • 11 min

6. Pequiem for a Recker

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

2013-09-17 • 11 min

7. Emotional Can of Mommyworms

After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

2013-09-18 • 11 min

8. The DeArranged Marriage

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

2013-09-19 • 11 min

9. Werelan

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

2013-09-20 • 11 min

10. Come Unity

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

2013-09-23 • 11 min

11. Hambrain Jan

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

2013-09-24 • 11 min

12. Preverse Psychologism

yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)

2013-09-25 • 11 min

13. Gamebored

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

2013-09-26 • 11 min

14. The Endginning

Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.

2013-09-27 • 11 min