Season 1
Season 1 • 2003
0The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.
Episodes
1. Why Are We Here?
The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
2003-04-01 • 8 min
2. Red Gets A Delivery
The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
2003-04-20 • 8 min
3. The Rookies
The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
4. Head Noob in Charge
Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
5. The Package is in the Open
Donut returns from the store with a surprise.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??
The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
7. Check Out the Treads on that Chick
While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
8. Dont PH34R the Reaper
Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
9. After Church
The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
10. Shadow Of His Former Self
Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
11. Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain
Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
12. Down, But Not Out
Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
13. Human Peer Bonding
Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
14. Roomier Than It Looks
The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
15. How The Other Half Lives
Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller
Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
17. Points of Origin
The origin points here.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
18. SPF 0
Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.
2003-04-27 • 8 min
19. Last One Out, Hit The Lights
The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.
2003-09-28 • 8 min
