Season 5

1. GTA Pacific Grim

Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

2013-08-27 • 3 min

2. Hardcore Chore

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

2013-09-03 • 3 min

3. Snowjob

A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

2013-09-10 • 3 min

4. Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song

The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

2014-04-03 • 3 min

5. The Red Planet

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

2014-04-17 • 3 min

6. A Hobbit of Thrones

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

2014-05-01 • 3 min

7. Das Vidiamond

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

2014-05-15 • 3 min

8. Trash God

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".

2014-05-29 • 3 min

9. Chick Figures

Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.

2014-06-12 • 3 min

10. Happy Birthdump

Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...

2014-06-26 • 3 min

11. Figured Out

An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

2014-03-26 • 3 min