Season 1

1. Hypnotherapy

David attempts to hypnotise himself into tolerating his new girlfriend's irritating mannerisms; meanwhile, next door, Peter infuriates everyone by taking up pipe smoking.

2001-01-14 • ? min

2. Dead Grandma

David has to attend his grandma's funeral, where his family is traumatised by seeing her in an open coffin.

2001-01-21 • ? min

3. The Skip

David, Ethan, and Peter attempt to dump some rubbish in an uptight neighbour's skip, while Eva puts the immigration inspectors off the scent by posing as a conceptual artist.

2001-01-28 • ? min

4. Huffa

David is terrorised in the gym steam room by an obese man who stands too near while huffing and slapping himself; Peter is annoyed that the Club Biscuit kitchen staff won't serve him a rare burger.

2001-02-04 • ? min

5. Hair Today

Peter is taunted about his haircut; Eva intends to return to Slovenia, leaving David to hunt for a new cleaner.

2001-02-11 • ? min

6. Transference

Peter falls for a lifestyle journalist who writes about his shortcomings every week in her column. Meanwhile, Eva, desperate for a residency permit, offers Ethan 2,000 pounds to marry her.

2001-02-18 • ? min

7. Nut Allergy

David meets a beautiful woman at an allergy clinic, and Ethan tries to persuade the others to join him in a Thanksgiving dinner.

2001-02-25 • ? min

8. In the Valley of the Blind

Peter, who is blind in one eye, starts going out with a woman who is phobic about blind people, and Eva's mother wants to come and stay.

2001-03-04 • ? min

9. Calligrula

After a confusing incident in the toilets, Club Biscuit has to employ a Drugs Tsar and Josh is named the successor of the King of Calligraphy.

2001-03-12 • ? min

10. Dream Home

Someone is using the phone at one of David's building sites for immoral purposes, and Ethan suspects that his girlfriend may be a transsexual.

2001-03-19 • ? min

11. Inventions Now

2001-03-26 • ? min

12. En Suite

Gail Porter refuses to stay over with Ethan because he doesn't have an en-suite bathroom; Eva decides to testify against her former lover, now on trial for mass murder; and rumours about Peter abound, following his misguided decision to grow a moustache.

2001-04-02 • ? min

13. Religious Uncertainty

After discovering that he is adopted, David begins to contemplate the possibility that he may be Jewish; Eva's sister turns out to be an idiot savant; and Club Biscuit holds its first pub quiz.

2001-04-09 • ? min