2024

1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub

You've heard of bars, haven't ya!?

2024-01-27 • 5 min

2. The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg

You know the things that chickens poop out?

2024-02-24 • 4 min

3. The First Guy To Ever Ride A Horse

Why are you sitting on that giant animal?

2024-03-08 • 4 min

4. The First Guy To Ever Scam Someone

Can I have the thing?

2024-04-05 • 5 min

5. The First Guy To Ever Skydive

I'm thinkin' I'm gonna jump!

2024-06-07 • 4 min

6. The First Guy To Ever Order Fast Food

I wanna be outta here with food in minutes.

2024-07-06 • 2 min

7. The First Guy To Ever Jog

My muscles are screaming at me.

2024-08-05 • 2 min

8. The First Guy To Ever Be A Spy

You pay me and I look at people.

2024-12-04 • 3 min