2023

1. The First Guy To Ever Vandalize

The world's my playground I decided.

2023-01-11 • 5 min

2. The First Guy To Ever Report The News

Bad stuff!

2023-02-19 • 5 min

3. The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives

Something is happening.

2023-03-05 • 2 min

4. The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi

Get in the car.

2023-03-31 • 4 min

5. The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech

I could eat a horse.

2023-04-17 • 4 min

6. The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage

This is a very tense moment.

2023-05-09 • 5 min

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Fired

You're setting me on fire?

2023-07-15 • 4 min

8. The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird

Why did you arrest that bird?

2023-08-22 • 4 min

9. The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious

I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.

2023-09-13 • 3 min

10. The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job

I'm not gonna do that.

2023-09-29 • 4 min

11. The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat

How am I supposed to get candy now?

2023-10-27 • 4 min

12. The First Guy To Ever High Five

Slap my hand with your hand.

2023-11-26 • 4 min

13. The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution

New year new me

2023-12-31 • 2 min