2022

1. The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor

Let's pretend I'm not me.

2022-01-07 • 5 min

2. The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

Thanks for the shiny object.

2022-01-23 • 6 min

3. The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

I'm very good at punching.

2022-02-06 • 5 min

4. The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle

Now put it back together!

2022-02-27 • 1 min

5. The First Guy To Ever Host A Party

Bring your own beer.

2022-03-21 • 3 min

6. The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor

I will crack you.

2022-03-29 • 1 min

7. The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar

Want some poison?

2022-05-01 • 4 min

8. The First Couple To Ever Move In Together

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

2022-05-06 • 3 min

9. The First Couple To Have A Baby

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

2022-05-06 • 3 min

10. The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach

There's sand inside me.

2022-05-15 • 5 min

11. The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard

I will punch you.

2022-05-28 • 4 min

12. The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog

I got us a new furry roommate.

2022-06-26 • 5 min

13. The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter

Look pretty hot.

2022-07-13 • 3 min

14. The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office

Let's work in tiny cubes.

2022-07-27 • 5 min

15. The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive

Maybe we won't drown.

2022-08-10 • 5 min

16. The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing

I will outsmart a fish.

2022-09-04 • 5 min

17. The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail

The customer is always right.

2022-09-28 • 3 min

18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter

I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

2022-10-29 • 2 min

19. The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

2022-11-28 • 4 min

20. The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet

Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.

2022-12-14 • 5 min