2021

1. The First Guy To Ever Go Camping

Let's sleep where the bears live.

2021-01-07 • 3 min

2. The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

I arrested a penguin.

2021-01-15 • 4 min

3. The First Guy To Ever Open A School

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

2021-02-06 • 4 min

4. The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

2021-02-19 • 2 min

5. The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm

It bends that way now it decided.

2021-03-12 • 4 min

6. The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

Sleep in my bed.

2021-03-19 • 5 min

7. The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

2021-04-08 • 4 min

8. The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

2021-04-15 • 3 min

9. The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain

Maybe I won't die.

2021-05-01 • 4 min

10. The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison

Why can't I leave?

2021-05-07 • 5 min

11. The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

Bring me the food. Now.

2021-05-25 • 6 min

12. The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance

Something awful could happen.

2021-06-04 • 4 min

13. The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

2021-06-30 • 4 min

14. The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

I could dress up like an animal.

2021-07-28 • 5 min

15. The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

2021-08-06 • 5 min

16. The First Guy To Ever Shoplift

I'm taking this.

2021-08-27 • 5 min

17. The First Guy To Ever Graduate

Now what?

2021-09-17 • 5 min

18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

2021-10-25 • 5 min

19. The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

Okay wait. Who did this?

2021-11-10 • 5 min

20. The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru

I'm not getting out.

2021-12-06 • 5 min

21. The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

Looks like a real person.

2021-12-12 • 5 min