2020

1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant

Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.

2020-02-13 • 3 min

2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert

Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.

2020-03-12 • 4 min

3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend

Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.

2020-04-13 • 5 min

4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!

2020-06-17 • 5 min

5. The First Guy To Ever Swim

It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.

2020-06-30 • 4 min

6. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag

Tag is weird. It's a weird game.

2020-07-07 • 3 min

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.

2020-07-27 • 5 min

8. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped

Look at all my bulges.

2020-08-19 • 4 min

9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

2020-10-01 • 4 min

10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

2020-10-01 • 3 min

11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

Let's get fire involved.

2020-10-29 • 4 min

12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

Give me people's money.

2020-11-09 • 5 min

13. The First Guy To Ever Be King

I guess I own everything.

2020-11-27 • 4 min

14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert

The meal is not done.

2020-12-10 • 4 min