Season 1

1. Pilot

A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.

1991-09-20 • ? min

2. The Dance

Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.

1991-09-27 • ? min

3. Rules of the House

Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.

1991-10-04 • ? min

4. First Anniversary

The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.

1991-10-11 • ? min

5. Frank & Son

Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.

1991-10-18 • ? min

6. Pulling Together

Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.

1991-10-25 • ? min

7. Yo-Yo's Wedding

Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.

1991-11-01 • ? min

8. Just for Kicks

Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.

1991-11-08 • ? min

9. Into the Woods

Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.

1991-11-15 • ? min

10. Mixed Messages

An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.

1991-11-22 • ? min

11. A Day in the Life

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.

1991-11-29 • ? min

12. The New Car

J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

1991-12-06 • ? min

13. Getting Organized

Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.

1991-12-13 • ? min

14. Home Alone

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

1992-01-03 • ? min

15. Drive, He Said

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

1992-01-17 • ? min

16. Bully for Mark

Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.

1992-02-07 • ? min

17. The Boys in the Band

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.

1992-02-14 • ? min

18. School Daze

Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.

1992-02-21 • ? min

19. Country Club

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

1992-02-28 • ? min

20. Daddy's Girl

Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.

1992-03-06 • ? min

21. He Wanted Wings

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

1992-03-27 • ? min

22. Beauty Contest

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.

1992-04-24 • ? min