Season 3

1. Raise Your Hand

I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

2011-12-01 • 3 min

2. Magazines

Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

2011-12-08 • 2 min

3. Jetlag

Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

2011-12-15 • 2 min

4. Santa

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

2011-12-22 • 3 min

5. Presentation 4

War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.

2012-01-06 • 3 min

6. Jewish Looking Girl

She’s a rock star of David.

2012-01-12 • 2 min

7. Layers

It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

2012-01-19 • 2 min

8. Call My Phone

Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

2012-01-26 • 3 min

9. Trenta

Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

2012-02-02 • 2 min

10. Evil Dragon

It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

2012-02-09 • 3 min

11. Police

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

2012-02-17 • 3 min

12. Mug Shot

Is this the duckface of a criminal?

2012-02-23 • 3 min

13. Jail

Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

2012-03-08 • 3 min

14. Dishwasher

Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

2012-03-15 • 3 min

15. Pillow Talk

Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

2012-03-22 • 3 min

16. Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

2012-04-01 • 3 min

17. Sleeping in Class

Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

2012-04-05 • 3 min

18. Professor’s Presentation

Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

2012-04-12 • 3 min

19. Slumber Party

First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.

2012-04-19 • 2 min

20. Pills

Take once per day with a picture of food.

2012-04-26 • 3 min

21. Comet

Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.

2012-05-03 • 2 min

22. Draw Something

Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

2012-05-10 • 3 min

23. The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)

When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

2012-05-24 • 2 min

24. Summer House

Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.

2012-05-31 • 3 min