Season 1

1. The Sexy Coupon Book

Not valid Friday through Sunday.

2017-02-14 • 3 min

2. The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu

If you want a flauntré, you’ve got to flaunt it.

2017-02-21 • 3 min

3. Don’t Call My Dick “Nice”

Nice doesn’t mean small, it just means “not huge”.

2017-02-28 • 2 min

4. Adult Disney Fans Are Weird

He doth bear the mark of House Mouse.

2017-03-07 • 3 min

5. Why Did I Order the Shit Salad?

At least it comes with a lot of shit.

2017-03-14 • 2 min

6. Laptops: The Conversation Killer

There’s no reason adults can’t sit at their laptops and still have a conver… talk.

2017-03-21 • 2 min

7. Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far

Murph DOES look disgusting.

2017-04-13 • 2 min

8. Did You Kill Your Grandpa?

It’s hard to come to terms with the ravages of time – and oncoming traffic.

2017-04-25 • 3 min

9. Breaking Up with Your Throuple

Cause tonight is the night when three become two.

2017-05-02 • 3 min

10. Adults Get Drunk on Wine

Wine: the healthiest alcohol, according to your aunt.

2017-05-09 • 2 min