The Perfect Women

1. The Perfect Women, Episode 1

They're perfect, but they're still your mommies

2019-03-27 • 59 min

2. The Perfect Women, Episode 2

The guy over the cat?

2019-04-03 • 62 min

3. The Perfect Women, Episode 3

The trial of AlienBob

2019-04-10 • 59 min

4. The Perfect Women, Episode 4

Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality

2019-04-17 • 58 min

5. The Perfect Women, Episode 5

The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed

2019-04-24 • 61 min

6. The Perfect Women, Episode 6

Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun

2019-05-01 • 59 min

7. The Perfect Women, Episode 7

Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone

2019-05-08 • 61 min

8. The Perfect Women, Episode 8

Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)

2019-05-15 • 59 min

9. The Perfect Women, Episode 9

More than one Pokemon reference is made

2019-05-22 • 61 min

10. The Perfect Women, Episode 10

horniness is real

2019-05-29 • 60 min

11. The Perfect Women, Episode 11

All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard

2019-06-05 • 61 min

12. The Perfect Women, Episode 12

The pixel is thicc

2019-06-12 • 60 min

13. The Perfect Women, Episode 13

Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)

2019-06-19 • 60 min

14. The Perfect Women, Episode 14

Chemtrails, fun socks

2019-06-26 • 60 min

15. The Perfect Women, Episode 15

A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism

2019-07-03 • 60 min

16. The Perfect Women, Episode 16

Mary's back. Are you happy?

2019-07-10 • 61 min

17. The Perfect Women, Episode 17

A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special

2019-07-17 • 60 min

18. The Perfect Women, Episode 18

Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time

2019-07-24 • 61 min

19. The Perfect Women, Episode 19

The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy

2019-07-31 • 63 min

20. The Perfect Women, Episode 20

KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover

2019-08-07 • 59 min

21. The Perfect Women, Episode 21

Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?

2019-08-14 • 61 min

22. The Perfect Women, Episode 22

enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad

2019-08-21 • 59 min

23. The Perfect Women, Episode 23

Do you think my piss is gonna hurt

2019-08-28 • 62 min

24. The Perfect Women, Episode 24

Turns out it's Soundcloud day

2019-09-04 • 59 min

25. The Perfect Women, Episode 25

9/11 hotwing muckbang

2019-09-11 • 62 min

26. The Perfect Women, Episode 26

Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)

2019-09-18 • 59 min

27. The Perfect Women, Episode 27

Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you

2019-09-25 • 61 min

28. The Perfect Women, Episode 28

Your mommies meet a very horny boy

2019-10-02 • 62 min

29. The Perfect Women, Episode 29

In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant

2019-10-09 • 59 min

30. The Perfect Women, Episode 30

Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS

2019-10-16 • 59 min

31. The Perfect Women, Episode 31

I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit

2019-10-23 • 61 min

32. The Perfect Women, Episode 32

Do you have that mountain dew disease

2019-10-30 • 61 min

33. The Perfect Women, Episode 33

A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut

2019-11-06 • 64 min

34. The Perfect Women, Episode 34

Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)

2019-11-13 • 63 min

35. The Perfect Women, Episode 35

Lower than a bitch

2019-11-20 • 63 min

36. The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival

A very special episode

2019-12-01 • 59 min

37. The Perfect Women, Episode 37

The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?

2019-12-04 • 59 min

38. The Perfect Women, Episode 38

YEAR END CLEARANCE

2019-12-11 • 60 min

39. The Perfect Women, Episode 39

Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)

2019-12-18 • 58 min

40. The Perfect Women, Episode 40

I forgot about the cartoon PPs

2020-01-08 • 62 min

41. The Perfect Women, Episode 41

Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)

2020-01-15 • 59 min

42. The Perfect Women, Episode 42

take a fat shit (in Newark)

2020-01-22 • 60 min

43. The Perfect Women, Episode 43

Let's look at some food pics

2020-01-29 • 61 min

44. The Perfect Women, Episode 44

The front ass. The ass where you pee

2020-02-05 • 61 min

45. The Perfect Women, Episode 45

A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day

2020-02-12 • 59 min

46. The Perfect Women, Episode 46

Where's the hot chick

2020-02-19 • 62 min

47. The Perfect Women, Episode 47

Let's bring doi back

2020-02-26 • 60 min

48. The Perfect Women, Episode 48

Why did Mary abandon us?

2020-03-04 • 61 min

49. The Perfect Women, Episode 49

Slurpin' the A out of some P

2020-03-11 • 61 min

50. The Perfect Women, Episode 50

What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse

2020-03-18 • 55 min

51. The Perfect Women, Episode 51

pp or poopoo?

2020-03-25 • 63 min

52. The Perfect Women, Episode 52

A new hope

2020-04-01 • 63 min

53. The Perfect Women, Episode 53

kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl

2020-04-08 • 60 min

54. The Perfect Women, Episode 54

The funny Office

2020-04-15 • 60 min

55. The Perfect Women, Episode 55

Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now

2020-04-22 • 61 min

56. The Perfect Women, Episode 56

Do you think the weed is danker in heaven

2020-04-29 • 63 min

57. The Perfect Women, Episode 57

you're rich and you f**k your video games

2020-05-06 • 64 min

58. The Perfect Women, Episode 58

These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?

2020-05-13 • 61 min

59. The Perfect Women, Episode 59

A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode

2020-05-20 • 62 min

60. The Perfect Women, Episode 60

Someone in chat gets horny

2020-05-27 • 61 min

61. The Perfect Women, Episode 61

Let's have a talk

2020-06-03 • 61 min

62. The Perfect Women, Episode 62

Sperm questions answered

2020-06-10 • 59 min

63. The Perfect Women, Episode 63

Summer profile clearance

2020-06-17 • 60 min

64. The Perfect Women, Episode 64

A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room

2020-06-24 • 61 min

65. The Perfect Women, Episode 65

I only poopoo a teaspoon a day

2020-07-01 • 61 min

66. The Perfect Women, Episode 66

What did you think you were? An art critic?

2020-07-08 • 61 min

67. The Perfect Women, Episode 67

Not high on pot right now

2020-07-15 • 60 min

68. The Perfect Women. Episode 68

the Iowa ska scene is cancelled

2020-07-22 • 60 min

69. The Perfect Women, Episode 69

Wet shaming

2020-07-29 • 60 min

70. The Perfect Women, Episode 70

The piss episode

2020-08-05 • 52 min

71. The Perfect Women, Episode 71

lol doody

2020-08-12 • 60 min

72. The Perfect Women, Episode 72

looking at other people's vacation photos :(

2020-08-19 • 60 min

73. The Perfect Women, Episode 73

Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode

2020-08-26 • 62 min

74. The Perfect Women, Episode 74

Hay look it's Mary

2020-09-02 • 62 min

75. The Perfect Women, Episode 75

STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick

2020-09-09 • 61 min

76. The Perfect Women, Episode 76

Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you

2020-09-16 • 65 min