Season 9

1. A Rover Runs Through It

Peggy's estranged mother summons her home to their Montana ranch, where Henry Winkler is an uncooperative neighbor.

2004-11-07 • 22 min

2. Ms. Wakefield

An elderly woman who once lived in the Hills' house returns for the holidays--to die there. And that gives Dale a business idea.

2004-12-19 • 22 min

3. Death Buys a Timeshare

Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the salesmen are determined.

2005-01-16 • 22 min

4. Yard, She Blows!

Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions.

2005-01-23 • 22 min

5. Dale to the Chief

Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security.

2005-01-30 • 22 min

6. The Petriot Act

Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.

2005-02-13 • 22 min

7. Enrique-cilable Differences

Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace.

2005-02-20 • 22 min

8. Mutual of Omabwah

Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying.

2005-03-06 • 22 min

9. Care-Takin' Care of Business

Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents.

2005-03-13 • 22 min

10. Arlen City Bomber

Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money.

2005-03-27 • 22 min

11. Redcorn Gambles with His Future

John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.

2005-04-10 • 22 min

12. Smoking and the Bandit

Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity.

2005-04-17 • 22 min

13. Gone with the Windstorm

Peggy helps weather-girl Nancy fight back when she's replaced by a qualified meteorologist. Also, a boy barking like a dog scares Bobby.

2005-05-01 • 22 min

14. Bobby on Track

Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.

2005-05-08 • 22 min

15. It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings

Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.

2005-05-15 • 22 min