Season 8

1. Patch Boomhauer

When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.

2003-11-02 • 22 min

2. Reborn to Be Wild

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

2003-11-09 • 22 min

3. New Cowboy on the Block

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

2003-11-16 • 22 min

4. The Incredible Hank

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

2003-11-23 • 22 min

5. Flirting with the Master

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

2003-11-30 • 22 min

6. After the Mold Rush

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

2003-12-07 • 22 min

7. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

2003-12-14 • 22 min

8. Rich Hank, Poor Hank

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

2004-01-04 • 22 min

9. Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

2004-01-25 • 22 min

10. That's What She Said

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

2004-02-08 • 22 min

11. My Hair Lady

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

2004-02-15 • 22 min

12. Phish and Wildlife

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

2004-02-22 • 22 min

13. Cheer Factor

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

2004-03-07 • 22 min

14. Dale Be Not Proud

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

2004-03-14 • 22 min

15. Après Hank, le Deluge

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

2004-03-21 • 22 min

16. DaleTech

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

2004-03-28 • 22 min

17. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

2004-04-18 • 22 min

18. Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

2004-04-25 • 22 min

19. Stressed for Success

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

2004-05-02 • 22 min

20. Hank's Back

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

2004-05-09 • 22 min

21. The Redneck on Rainey Street

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

2004-05-16 • 22 min

22. Talking Shop

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.

2004-05-23 • 22 min