Season 7

1. Get Your Freak Off

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

2002-11-03 • 22 min

2. The Fat and the Furious

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

2002-11-10 • 22 min

3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

2002-11-17 • 22 min

4. Goodbye Normal Jeans

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

2002-11-24 • 22 min

5. Dances with Dogs

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

2002-12-01 • 22 min

6. The Son Also Roses

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

2002-12-08 • 22 min

7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

2002-12-15 • 22 min

8. Full Metal Dust Jacket

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

2003-01-05 • 22 min

9. Pigmalion

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

2003-01-12 • 22 min

10. Megalo Dale

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

2003-01-12 • 22 min

11. Boxing Luanne

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

2003-02-02 • 22 min

12. Vision Quest

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

2003-02-09 • 22 min

13. Queasy Rider

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

2003-02-16 • 22 min

14. Board Games

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

2003-03-02 • 22 min

15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

2003-03-09 • 22 min

16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

2003-03-16 • 22 min

17. The Good Buck

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

2003-03-30 • 22 min

18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

2003-04-13 • 22 min

19. Be True to Your Fool

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

2003-04-27 • 22 min

20. Racist Dawg

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

2003-05-04 • 22 min

21. Night and Deity

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

2003-05-11 • 22 min

22. Maid in Arlen

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

2003-05-18 • 22 min

23. The Witches of East Arlen

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

2003-05-18 • 22 min