Season 3

1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

2020-03-02 • 5 min

2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

2020-03-09 • 7 min

3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

2020-03-16 • 6 min

4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

2020-03-30 • 3 min

5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

2020-04-06 • 5 min

6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

2020-04-27 • 5 min

7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

2020-03-30 • 4 min

8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

2020-04-13 • 4 min

9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

2020-04-20 • 6 min

10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

2020-05-04 • 5 min

11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

2020-05-11 • 8 min

12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

2020-05-18 • 8 min

13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

2020-05-25 • 5 min

14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

2020-06-01 • 4 min

15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

2020-06-22 • 7 min

16. Good Morning, River View High!

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

2020-06-08 • 4 min

17. Welcome to Bug News

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

2020-06-15 • 4 min

18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

2020-06-29 • 7 min

19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

2020-07-06 • 4 min

20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

2020-07-13 • 8 min

21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

2020-07-27 • 4 min

22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

2020-08-03 • 7 min

23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

2020-08-10 • 5 min

24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

2020-08-17 • 7 min

25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

2020-08-24 • 6 min