Season 2

1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

2019-09-09 • 6 min

2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

2019-09-09 • 3 min

3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

2019-10-14 • 5 min

4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

2019-10-21 • 5 min

5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

2019-10-28 • 6 min

6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

2019-11-04 • 4 min

7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

2019-11-11 • 7 min

8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

2019-11-18 • 4 min

9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

2019-11-25 • 5 min

10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

2019-12-02 • 5 min

11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

2019-12-09 • 5 min

12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

2019-12-16 • 5 min

13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

2019-12-23 • 5 min

14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

2019-12-30 • 4 min

15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

2020-01-06 • 9 min

16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

2020-01-06 • 5 min

17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

2020-01-13 • 5 min

18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

2020-01-20 • 5 min

19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

2020-01-27 • 8 min

20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

2020-02-03 • 4 min

21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

2020-02-10 • 6 min

22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

2020-02-17 • 5 min

23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

2020-02-24 • 4 min