Season 1

1. Tick Tock Timesavers

This week's featured item is 'World of Me', a hat with a photo of your face dangling from it to remind your loved ones of you for as long as they wear it.

• 30 min

2. For The One You Love

This week's featured item is 'The Snooze-a-nator', a stun gun which knocks users unconscious for 15 seconds, giving the effect of eight hours' normal sleep. However, the side-effect of overuse is that it can turn users a bit racist.

• 30 min

3. Caviar and Platinum

Do you want to eat like the landed gentry? Then try a tin of 'Fox Chunks in Paupers' Tears'. Fancy a holiday with a difference? Try 'Dictate-a-Break' and become the tyrant of a banana republic for a fortnight.

• 30 min

4. Women's Things

This week's featured product is 'Lest-We-Forgetti' - swastika shaped pasta shapes to ensure that the Nazi occupation and the penalty shoot-out from Euro 96 are never far from one's thoughts.

• 30 min

5. Men Only

This week's featured product is 'Chunky Chunky Rope' - lengths of chunky fat rope for men to carry around and emphasise their heterosexuality.

• 30 min

6. P-Leisure: Pleasure and Leisure

This week's featured product is 'A Piece of Nixon' - an actual portion of the ex-president, sliced off his body and presented in a unique Tupperware presentation holder

• 30 min

7. Table for One

This week's featured item is 'My Partner The Jar' - a jar containing a pickled rabbit's foetus which makes the ideal companion for those lonely people who never get invited to dinner parties.

• 30 min

8. Youngovations

This week's featured item is 'Babystasis', a see-through plastic backpack aimed at teenage mums, which allows you to place your baby in suspended animation until you are old enough to cope with it.

• 30 min

9. Good Parenting

This week's featured item is 'My First Screwdriver Fight', the kit that every child should own.

• 30 min

10. Home Tech Hi-Tech

This week's featured item is 'Sherlock Golden Robot', a robot you can send around to the house of a neighbour you suspect of committing a crime to confront them.

• 30 min