S1·E3 – The Old and the Beautiful

Expecting his usual garbage assignment, Quark is excited to hear that The Head has given an ""extended romantic interlude"" with Princess Carna of Kamamor. Troubles ensue when the crew encounters a stray space baggy carrying a virus which ages Quark 2 years for every hour.

Cast

Richard Benjamin

Adam Quark

Tim Thomerson

Gene

Conrad Janis

Palindrome

Richard Kelton

Ficus Pandorata

Patricia Barnstable

Betty

Cyb Barnstable

Betty

Alan Caillou

The Head

Bobby Porter

Andy

Kirstie Alley

Handmaiden (uncredited)

Ann Prentiss

Gene / Jean (voice) (uncredited)

Crew

Hy Averback

Director