Season 7

1. Your CrossFit Friends

They’re shredded in the head.

2014-09-13 • 2 min

2. The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants

Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.

2014-09-20 • 3 min

3. You Have Got to Try Heroin

It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.

2014-10-04 • 2 min

4. Dude, Are You Gay?

Bro, your homophobia is showing.

2014-10-16 • 2 min

5. Sex Dungeons and Dragons

Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.

2015-01-03 • 3 min

6. Your “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend

We all know an anti-sports robot.

2014-12-13 • 3 min

7. How to Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift

Give the gift of lying.

2014-12-20 • 3 min

8. My New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster

Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.

2015-01-01 • 3 min

9. The Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans

He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.

2015-01-15 • 3 min

10. Are We Ready to Go Yet?

I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.

2015-01-22 • 2 min

11. Damon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying

Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?

2015-01-29 • 3 min

12. Everyone’s High School Boyfriend

He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.

2015-02-05 • 3 min

13. If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook

It’s fine to just leave.

2015-03-25 • 3 min

14. Why You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs

If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.

2015-04-02 • 3 min

15. Are My Lady Parts Normal?

Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.

2015-04-09 • 3 min

16. How to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones

The perfect braid for getting decapitated.

2015-04-10 • 3 min

17. If CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class

Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.

2015-04-16 • 2 min

18. The Guy Who Had a “Crazy” Night

It was crazy, but also, it was insane.

2015-04-30 • 3 min

19. The Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made

Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.

2015-05-07 • 3 min

20. What Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten

That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?

2015-05-13 • 3 min

21. The Guy Who Listens by Interrupting You

It’s called hyperactive listening.

2015-05-14 • 2 min

22. Wacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape

The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.

2015-06-11 • 3 min

23. If People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths

This is actually affecting me. Weird!

2015-06-23 • 2 min

24. When Not to Correct People’s Grammar

I before “e” especially after grief.

2015-07-09 • 4 min

25. What It’s like Being on a Group Text

Just start a new fucking thread already.

2015-07-30 • 2 min

26. 10 Things to Do Before You Die

Because you never know when the end might come.

2015-08-06 • 3 min

27. What We Do to Avoid Our Exes

You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.

2015-08-13 • 3 min

28. The Secret Power of Periods

No one is safe from the sync.

2015-09-10 • 1 min

29. The Guy Who’s Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret

Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!

2015-09-18 • 3 min