Season 12

1. Vampire Doesn’t Feel Invited

If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?

2017-09-30 • 4 min

2. I Won’t Let This Bit Die

Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.

2017-11-04 • 4 min

3. Male Friendships Are Just Bullying

This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.

2017-11-09 • 3 min

4. When Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Have Fun

Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.

2017-11-11 • 3 min

5. Stop Pitching Sketches about Other Cast Members

I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.

2017-11-25 • 4 min

6. Don’t Start a Podcast

Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.

2017-11-27 • 4 min

7. Let’s Not Get a Drink Sometime

It has absolutely not been too long.

2017-11-30 • 3 min

8. I Swear I Didn’t Wreck the Bathroom

We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.

2017-12-07 • 3 min

9. The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad

That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.

2017-12-16 • 4 min

10. Obscure Christmas Songs

Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.

2017-12-18 • 5 min

11. Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself

I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.

2017-12-21 • 5 min

12. The True Meaning of Christmas

Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.

2017-12-23 • 5 min

13. Don’t Jinx Anything by Celebrating

If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.

2018-01-04 • 3 min

14. When You Get Stuck in a Conversation

Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.

2018-01-06 • 4 min

15. You Weren’t Supposed to See That Photo

It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.

2018-01-09 • 4 min

16. Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts

Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.

2018-01-11 • 4 min

17. Leaving Out the Best Part

No one cares what the traffic was like.

2018-01-18 • 3 min

18. Are You a Millennial?

I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.

2018-01-20 • 4 min

19. Did You Get My Email?

I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.

2018-01-23 • 4 min

20. The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go

Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.

2018-01-25 • 3 min

21. This Guy Is Cooler Than You

This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!

2018-02-01 • 3 min

22. Is Grant Keith from BuzzFeed?

We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.

2018-02-10 • 3 min

23. You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies

Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?

2018-02-13 • 3 min

24. Bad Polling Is Ruining Everything

So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?

2018-02-15 • 4 min

25. Wait, Start That Story Again

I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.

2018-02-22 • 3 min

26. Did You Know We Work with a Sex Demon?

But he seems like such a nice guy.

2018-03-10 • 4 min

27. What One Year of Trump Feels Like

Oh, the good (sort of) old days.

2018-03-13 • 3 min

28. Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft?

Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.

2018-03-15 • 3 min

29. The Guy Who Won’t Talk about Politics

People are so stubborn about “rights”.

2018-03-22 • 2 min

30. Making Up a Sketch on the Spot

Katie is the Rain Man of making up sketch pitches on the spot.

2018-03-29 • 4 min