Season 4

1. Eternal Lockdown

The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.

2021-02-18 • 4 min

2. Coach Gets a Shot

The Government Coach takes one for the team.

2021-02-25 • 4 min

3. Political Limbo

We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?

2021-03-04 • 4 min

4. Royal Family Yoga

Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.

2021-03-11 • 4 min

5. Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture

It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?

2021-03-18 • 4 min

6. Government Injury List

With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.

2021-03-25 • 4 min

7. Girl Power

Coach announces his new female line-up.

2021-04-01 • 4 min

8. Opposition Leaders Anonymous

Support is at hand.

2021-04-08 • 4 min

9. Antiques Showcase - The Passport

This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.

2021-04-15 • 4 min

10. The Big V

Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.

2021-04-22 • 4 min

11. Future Grandad

After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.

2021-04-29 • 3 min

12. I Can't Call Australia Home

With apologies to Peter Allen.

2021-05-06 • 4 min

13. Post Budget Locker Room Chat

JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.

2021-05-13 • 3 min

14. Quarantine FM

Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.

2021-05-20 • 4 min

15. Hookturnistan Returnistans

Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.

2021-05-27 • 3 min

16. Waiting for Vaxot

You've got this, Melbourne.

2021-06-03 • 4 min

17. Pillow Fortress Australia

Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!

2021-06-10 • 4 min

18. Coach at the G7

Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.

2021-06-17 • 4 min

19. The Very Hungry Barnaby

We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?

2021-06-24 • 4 min

20. Have Covid, Will Travel

One man's contact tracing adventure.

2021-07-01 • 4 min

21. Left Wing Yoga

Namaste, precious snowflakes.

2021-07-08 • 4 min

22. Suck It Up Australia

Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.

2021-07-15 • 4 min

23. Guess Who's Back?

2020 makes a glorious return.

2021-07-22 • 4 min

24. Thrusting for Australia

One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.

2021-07-29 • 4 min

25. The Ballad of Locky D

S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.

2021-08-05 • 4 min

26. Byron Bay Lockdown Rules

Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.

2021-08-12 • 4 min

27. Workin' Like a Dog

One dog calls for an end to lockdown.

2021-08-19 • 3 min

28. Let's do a Protest!

We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?

2021-08-26 • 4 min

29. Lockdown Wedding

With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.

2021-09-02 • 4 min

30. The Pfizer Has Landed

Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.

2021-09-09 • 4 min

31. Will you miss press conferences?

Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.

2021-09-16 • 3 min

32. Anti-Vaxxed to the Max

Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!

2021-09-23 • 4 min

33. So Close

The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.

2021-09-30 • 4 min

34. Hookturnistan Invades NSW

Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.

2021-10-07 • 4 min

35. News Corp Goes Green

The climate changes at News Corp.

2021-10-14 • 4 min

36. The Institute for Reopening

Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.

2021-10-21 • 3 min

37. Playground Politics Halloween Special

It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!

2021-10-28 • 4 min

38. Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France

Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.

2021-11-04 • 4 min

39. Coach Deregisters WA

Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.

2021-11-11 • 4 min

40. How to Charge an Electric Car

We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?

2021-11-18 • 4 min