Season 3
Season 3 • 2020
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1. C'mon Pollies C'mon
It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.
2020-02-06 • 3 min
2. The Barefoot Denier
Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!
2020-02-13 • 4 min
3. How to Make a Spreadsheet
Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.
2020-02-20 • 4 min
4. Anthony's Homework
A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.
2020-02-27 • 4 min
5. Where's My Surplus?
Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?
2020-03-05 • 4 min
6. The Ballad of Dunny Roll
Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.
2020-03-12 • 3 min
7. Government Coach Addresses the Nation
In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.
2020-03-19 • 4 min
8. Coach Makes Things Clear
Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.
2020-03-26 • 4 min
9. Corona Yoga
It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.
2020-04-02 • 4 min
10. Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper
With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.
2020-04-09 • 4 min
11. Corona, Actually
It's a tough time for all of us.
2020-04-16 • 4 min
12. Government Coach Zoom
Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.
2020-04-23 • 4 min
13. I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You
Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.
2020-04-30 • 4 min
14. Home School With Mr Dad
As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.
2020-05-07 • 4 min
15. Three-Step Plan
Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.
2020-05-14 • 4 min
16. Antique Tickets
In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.
2020-05-21 • 4 min
17. Goodbye My Lockdown
Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.
2020-05-28 • 4 min
18. The Feel of the Game
Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.
2020-06-04 • 4 min
19. Well-Meaning White People
It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.
2020-06-11 • 4 min
20. Bird's Eye View
Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?
2020-06-18 • 4 min
21. Victoria, you're benched
Coach sets his sights on the southern state.
2020-06-25 • 4 min
22. One Point Five
We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?
2020-07-02 • 4 min
23. Mid-Year Performance Review
God looks back at the year so far.
2020-07-09 • 4 min
24. NSW Border Police
Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.
2020-07-16 • 4 min
25. Is Parliament Essential
Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.
2020-07-23 • 4 min
26. The Ballad of Bunnings Karen
SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.
2020-07-30 • 4 min
27. VEXIT
The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.
2020-08-06 • 4 min
28. Corona-Free News
Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.
2020-08-13 • 4 min
29. The Blame Game
It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.
2020-08-20 • 4 min
30. Little Pack of Peanuts
Buster J looks to the sky.
2020-08-27 • 4 min
31. How to Make an Aged Care Home
We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?
2020-09-03 • 4 min
32. Hookturnistan Forever
A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.
2020-09-10 • 4 min
33. Were You an A*sehole Back Then?
What will we say to our future grandchildren?
2020-09-17 • 4 min
34. Royal Commision into Working from Home
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.
2020-09-24 • 4 min
35. Social Media Yoga
Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.
2020-10-01 • 4 min
36. 2020 Conference Call
God zooms in for a check up.
2020-10-08 • 4 min
37. Coach Announcement
The Government Coach has an announcement.
2020-10-15 • 4 min
38. Hookturnistan National Anthem
A message from the MCG.
2020-10-22 • 4 min
39. Grouse Designs
Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?
2020-10-29 • 5 min
40. US Presidential Cup
It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.
2020-11-05 • 4 min
