Season 1

1. Ikaruga

Ash plays through Treasure’s greatest shooter, as Anthony begins to loathe it.

2008-05-28 • ? min

2. Zelda

Based on a true story, and thus significantly less zany than the other episodes.

2008-06-04 • ? min

3. Bioshock

A teenage girl reenacts the climactic scene from BioShock, to her brother’s chagrin.

2008-06-10 • ? min

4. Father's Day

A (at the time, and possibly now) late Father’s Day message from Anthony and Ashly.

2008-06-17 • ? min

5. Professor Layton

Ashly and her brother embark on a Professor Layton and the Curious Village-themed adventure.

2008-06-24 • ? min

6. Smash Bros.

Ashly Burch is the worst Super Smash Bros Brawl teammate in history.

2008-07-01 • ? min

7. Final Fight

The horror…

2008-07-08 • ? min

8. E3 2008

Anthony is at E3, and Ashly is bored.

2008-07-22 • ? min

9. The Dark Knight

Ashly is frustrated that a Dark Knight tie-in game has not yet been released.

2008-07-28 • ? min

10. Braid

Ashly uses tactics learned from Jon Blow’s Braid to correct a horrible mistake.

2008-09-03 • ? min

11. Team Fortress 2

There’s a spy sappin’ Ash’s sentry.

2008-09-10 • ? min

12. ???

For neither the first nor last time, Anthony has no idea what the hell Ash is doing.

2008-09-17 • ? min

13. Guitar Hero

Ashly activates star power.

2008-10-01 • 2 min

14. Text Adventures

Ash is in a maze of twisting passages, all alike.

2008-10-15 • ? min

15. A Brother in Need

For once, Ash decides to be helpful.

2008-10-29 • ? min

16. Left 4 Dead

Ash and Anthony are going to have to cooperate.

2008-11-26 • ? min

17. I Love Videogames

Ash lists the things she’s thankful for.

2008-12-10 • ? min

18. Fan Service, of a Sort

What hath Ash wrought?

2008-12-10 • ? min

19. The HAWP Before Christmas

Why aren’t there any games about the holidays?

2008-12-24 • ? min

20. 2008 in Review

Ash and Anthony discuss how last year measured up to the year before it.

2009-01-07 • ? min

21. Persona 3

A nation mourns.

2009-01-21 • ? min

22. Animal Crossing

No resetting.

2009-02-04 • ? min

23. Left 4 Dead (2)

Ash shows off her strategic mind.

2009-02-18 • ? min

24. Geometry Wars 2

Ash brings two young lovers together.

2009-03-04 • ? min

25. Of Sexism

A flashback reveals Ash’s machinations.

2009-03-18 • ? min

26. 30 Seconds of Streaming

Never accuse Ash of false advertising.

2009-04-01 • ? min

27. Yoshi's Cookie

Ash stuffs her face in a spoof on this classic video game.

2009-04-15 • ? min

28. The New Gamer Dictionary

Like Webster’s, but with more references to Metal Gear.

2009-04-30 • ? min

29. Street Fighter IV

Ash and Anthony pay homage to the king of all fighting games.

2009-05-13 • ? min

30. Lips

Some songs we need not sing.

2009-05-27 • ? min

31. Katamari Damacy

Sometimes life isn’t funny.

2009-06-03 • ? min

32. Trauma Center

Video gamer, heal thyself.

2009-06-25 • ? min

33. Once Upon a Pixel

Who says fairy tales can’t include walking nuclear tanks?

2009-08-08 • ? min

34. Like Big Boss

Dear God, we hope this still feels relevant.

2009-07-22 • ? min

35. Metal Gear Solid 4

The end begins.

2009-08-05 • ? min

36. The Sons of Big Boss

Can epic music make up for spectacularly bad martial artistry? Your call.

2009-08-19 • ? min