S1·E4 – You Don't Have a Pet to Be Popular
1996-08-03 • 30 min
Sally puts Bobut on a no-pudding diet and his usual antics ensue. The family gets hyped up when Spit's pet, Varch, a Harnazian Funazz, comes to live with the family. Varch takes an instant liking to Heather, who can't stand him. To make matters worse, Heather's new boyfriend, Ethan, comes to visit, and Varch welcomes him by eating the boy. But Heather feels bad when she finds Varch asleep in her closet and throws a shoe at him – but he doesn't wake up. Heather thinks Varch is dead, but doesn't realize his breed sheds their exoskin.
Cast

John Bedford Lloyd
Doug Brody
Margaret Trigg
Cookie Brody

Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Brody
Paige Tiffany
Heather Brody

Julie Dretzin
Sally Hagen

Michael Gilden
Snizzy (body)

Alice Dinnean
Snizzy (voice)

Michelan Sisti
Spit (body)

Joey Mazzarino
Spit (voice)

David Rudman
Bobut (body, voice)

James Van Der Beek
Ethan